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From the bestselling author of A Boy Called Christmas, The Girl Who Saved Christmas, Father Christmas and Me and The Truth Pixie.

* A clawed masterpiece – Guardian*

Barney Willow s life couldn t get any worse. He s weedy, with sticky-out ears. Horrible Gavin Needle loves tormenting him. And evil headteacher Miss Whipmire seems determined to make Barney s existence a complete misery! Worst of all, Dad has been missing for almost a year – and there s no sign of him ever coming home.

Barney just wants to escape. To find another life. To be a cat, for example. A quiet, lazy cat. Things would be so much easier – wouldn t they?

A darkly funny and adventurous tale from multi-award-winning author Matt Haig.